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Narrowly dodging the spilled vomit (and worse) and hurled chicken bones, the nervous young jester prayed he wouldn't fumble his juggling clubs

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“Saving a few refugees the cold shoulder?”, An aid within my group regarded to myself.

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“Saving a few refugees the cold shoulder?”, An aid within my group regards.

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“Load the gun, honey, our son brought another friend home.”

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The last thing I saw before going under was the doctor putting on a red nose.

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“For there art several shines in the sky yet none which value us on Earth.”

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“Wait, that’s the tomato factory?”

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“Wait, that’s the tomato plant… or what do they call… ketchup factory?”

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As my head finally breached the air’s surface from underwater and I re-emerged, my parents sighed with great relief.

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"Alright, well at least give you old man a kiss before you go out."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Narrowly dodging the spilled vomit (and worse) and hurled chicken bones, the nervous young jester prayed he wouldn't fumble his juggling clubs	1
“Saving a few refugees the cold shoulder?”, An aid within my group regarded to myself.	1
“Saving a few refugees the cold shoulder?”, An aid within my group regards.	1
“Load the gun, honey, our son brought another friend home.”	1
The last thing I saw before going under was the doctor putting on a red nose.	1
“For there art several shines in the sky yet none which value us on Earth.”	1
“Wait, that’s the tomato factory?”	1
“Wait, that’s the tomato plant… or what do they call… ketchup factory?”	1
As my head finally breached the air’s surface from underwater and I re-emerged, my parents sighed with great relief.	1
"Alright, well at least give you old man a kiss before you go out."	1